I’ve set a personal goal for myself this year to ride at least 6,500 miles on my bike. Sounds like a lot, but if you break it down, it only works out to be 125 miles a week. That may still sound like a lot, but if you break it down a bit further, it’s only three 42 mile rides a week or viewed another way, it’s 50 miles on Saturday, 50 miles on Sunday, and a short 30 miler sometime during the rest of the week. I realize that last one works out to 130 miles, but I figure it’s not a bad idea to bank a few extra miles. Another favored alternative is to take the Amtrak Surfliner from Solana Beach to Anaheim Stadium and ride back to Pizza Port (also in Solana Beach). That racks up 85 miles on Saturday, which leaves only 40 miles for the rest of the week. So as you can see, with a bit of functional decomposition – yes I am a software engineer by profession – it’s really a very achievable goal.
In the less favorable category for ways to achieve my mileage and training goals, is to ride the dreaded stationary wind trainer. It is inevitable that sometime during the year, especially here in San Diego that the rain will blow in and put the kibosh on my riding plans. Heck, just a few days ago a really big storm came in – we had flash flood warnings, small craft advisories, mud slide warnings; the works – and we got a good soaking. I think we amassed 0.15 inches for the weekend! If that’s not torrential, I don’t know what is. It was like 50 degrees too. It goes without saying that I couldn’t possibly ride out on the road, so I was forced to ride the stationary trainer. I had to keep my mileage up after all.
Ah yes… the trainer. I fear the trainer… I dread the trainer… But alas, I ride the trainer…
I know plenty of people that enjoy riding stationary bikes, wind trainers and the like. Not Me! Sam I am! For me, it’s pure torture. I’m always happy I’ve ridden the trainer when I’m done, but during the workout… pure torture. Of course, since our own government is still on the fence as to whether or not waterboarding is actually torture, I suppose I can’t really consider riding the wind trainer torture. Does anyone really buy that? I bet you they wouldn’t have any trouble characterizing it as torture if they were the subject of the “interrogation.” But I digress. I do know one thing for sure though. If I was forced to ride the trainer for too long, I’d talk.
I’ve tried everything to make the time on the trainer go by faster. I’ve tried reading books or magazines, but with all the movement associated with riding the trainer and the sweat pouring off of my head and down my arms causing the pages to stick together, that doesn’t work. I’ve tried hiding my watch for intervals of time so that I wouldn’t be focusing my attention on how slow a minute really is, let alone 45 of them. The idea being that I would cover the watch for a period of time; what I believed to be 10 or 15 minutes and then peek at the watch. The problem I quickly ran into was that I always overestimated the periods of time so when I looked at the watch, less time had actually elapsed then I thought. That is very demoralizing. I’ve tried listening to music, but it didn’t take me long to realize that on average, each song is about 4 minutes, which means that I need to listen to at least eleven songs before I’m done riding the trainer. It didn’t take long before I found myself counting the songs as each completed. When my pulse is hovering around 165, my legs are burning just a bit, I’m tired of staring at my reflection in the window of my car, and I’m only at song 4 of 11… torture.
Oh well, such is life with the type of weather we get in San Diego. I’ll continue to suffer through the torture that is the stationary wind trainer because at the end of the day it all for a very good cause.
On this day in Cycling History:
- 1945 – Bicycle frame builder Mario Confente was born in Montorio, Italy. He built frames under his own name, but also built for Bianchi and Masi, bringing the latter to Carlsabad, CA in the mid 1970s. He also made bikes for Eddy Merckx, who would always put his own decals on the Confente frames.
- 2008 – Tom Boonen of the Quick Step Team wins 3rd stage of the Tour of Qatar.